Nicknames

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Lysa giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

Alicia quietly sipped her whiskey until Lysa finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Alicia frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Lysa.

"Because, he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box."