A guy married a woman, but unfortunately his dick was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his dick. For seven years he has been doing that when one night his wife started to suspect that something was wrong.
While they are having sex, she quickly threw off the covers and turned on the lights! The woman said, "What the hell is that? Are you using a pickle on me? I am shocked For seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit."
The man said, "Shut the fuck up! It's been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!"
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