How to Get a Hottie Girlfriend

1. You must shower every day, wear deodorant and cologne (not too much, or you`ll just scare the hotties away).
2. Hotties always feel special, because they were always treated differently just because they were hot. Lots of guys always approach them, but most of the times, they are all the same. You must be different!
3. Always tease. Tease whenever you get the opportunity. Never answer their questions directly, only answer if your answer to their question is no. And make sure she knows you're just kidding around, because if you say something mean, and you are just kidding, she might take it as you really meant it. So kind of develop a way to make sure she knows you are kidding. Also, If she says, for example, "let`s move on those seats over there," you say "let's move on the chairs on the other side, they are much better" or something like this.
4. End a conversation first - always. This way you'll show you aren't needy or desperate. Just say to her "It was nice talking to you, but I'm kinda busy right now, so we'll continue our chat another day."
5. Flatter. Girls love when you flatter them! Say things like "I know I'm just a guy, but that shirt you're wearing is great." But don't call her on the phone too much. It is just annoying.
6. Be a good listener.
7. Chivalry is very important. Every time you get the opportunity, open doors for girls, pull back their seats or carry their books.
8. Remember the 3-seconds rule. Whenever talking to a chick, try not to have a talk-break more than 3 seconds.
9. Don`t forget, teasing is very important. Make fun of her, but don`t be rude.
10. Don't act as though you are in love with yourself! For girls, that is a major turnoff!
11. Do not brag too much. You should let her know that you are successful at what you do while not inflating your head and ego; this is a giant turn off...unless your are bragging about your car and you really do have a nice car. Hottie Girlfriends like nice cars.
12. Be kind and join in with her social events, even when you really don't want to. Don't draw attention to the fact that you are bored or bothered by the social setting; just do it!

Tips

• Smile. Not the creepy stalker smile, the warm, "I'm glad you're here" smile. Smiling won't hurt you.
• Expect competition from other guys, but if you look good (and have confidence) you will have a good chance.
• Be really nice to her, and show her that you care about her and that she's special.
• Flirt with only one Hottie at a time. Like most girls, Hotties will talk to one another. Flirting with more than one will turn those Hottie's who find out off.

Warnings

• When you`re teasing a girl, don`t be rude.
• It can be difficult to date a "hottie." They are often selfish and full of themselves. If you have tried pursuing hotties and failed, consider pursuing "normal" girls instead. While they may not be as attractive, they have the other qualities necessary to make a relationship work.
• Girls are usually really observant, so they'll notice you going the extra mile - opening the door for her, waiting for her to walk together, handing her a pencil sharpener. Be willing to go the extra mile for her. Hottie or not, she'll most likely notice.