Gina and the maid.

Gina suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers. Gina says, " Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don't have a maid" , said Gina. The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house. Gina says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?" The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."

Gina, fuming. says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" The maid says, "What will I have to do?" Gina tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk and shoot the jerk and the bitch he's with."

The maid puts the phone down; Gina hears footsteps and gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" Gina says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."

A long pause and the woman says, "Is this 555-4821?"